This totally cracked my shit up. Anyone know if the date means anything??
This totally cracked my shit up. Anyone know if the date means anything??
It's Sunday night, I'm 23 years old and I'm having cereal for dinner. When do I wake up an adult??
Shallow stuff: This is the prettiest cast I've seen on TV. I want Lyla's hair. And Connie Britton is a huge babe. I also want to lick Riggins. But I'm guessing from my flist that that's a normal reaction so I'm not too worried. I'm worried about Tyra with that oil guy though. He seems slimy. And also looks exactly like an ex of mine. That does not go well for him. Does he know she's in highschool.
Street makes me cry. So does Saracen. I want to cuddle him everytime he's on the screen.
Tell me it's still this good the whole season. Because I really don't want to get involved if it's just going to suck.
A Twisted Proposal by
Prompt: Gay in Texas was one thing, gay while teaching in an exclusive boy's school in Texas was another magnitude of something. When English Teacher Jared Padaleki falls hard for one of the school's richest alumni, oilman Jensen Ackles, he knows better than to act on his feelings and instead pours his desire into the writing of a steamy and explicit love story.
Jensen Ackles was not the richest man in Texas although he could give the other fifty states a run for their money. Rich and handsome, he has the reputation of being a cut-throat businessman and a heartless son of a bitch who trusts no one. When a copy of Jared's story falls into his hands, he realizes he's acquired the kind of leverage that could change the young teacher's life.
This story is incredible. Both Jared and Jensen are written incredibly well with consistent characterisation. Plus the porn is smoking hot. Includes a whole bunch of other CW stars in supporting roles. Funny, cute and true to the prompt and harlequin spirit. It involves that tried and tested harlequin cliche of mistaken identity but it does it so well.
Two things that make me hate living in Australia
Please ignore that fact that both of these things involve Zac Efron *facepalm*.
* Hairspray release date USA - 20 July. Hairspray release date Australia - 13 SEPTEMBER. That's 2 months difference for god's sake. Anyone know of a good torrent?
* High School Musical 2 release date USA - this weekend. High School Musical 2 release date Australia - 22 September.
I'm so sick of having to wait for EVERYTHING just for living here. It's TV, it's movies, it's makeup and clothes. And it's not just the waiting that bugs me, but the fact that some people think because it's aired in the states a TV episode is fair game. I try SO HARD not to be spoiled for things but sometimes it's next to impossible not too. So hopefully this will fix a lot of the problems. Plus the fact that it works out better for the TV station ratings as well. I know so many people that will download a whole season of a show before it even STARTS to air over here and then they won't watch it when it airs because they've seen it all.
Sorry about that. I got a little carried away there.
/rant.
This makes me giggle though. An explanation for the mountains of Dean girls maybe?
That's the last time I take a day off to spend lounging around on the computer.
Can I just say how much I love "The Devil Wears Prada". Besides the awful boss, I want that life. Mmmm, designer handbags.
On Sunday, our darling little kitten Sushi went to the vet for dehydration and vomiting. Yesterday we learnt that her kidneys were shutting down and there was nothing the vet could do. We held her and said goodbye as the vet gave her the shot. She was only 6 months old. Today the house feels empty without her.
I'm dragging Pete out to the movies this weekend but I'm not sure what to go and see. <i>Knocked Up</i> has just opened and I know how everyone has been raving about that but I'm thinking that <i>Transformers</i> would be a better movie to see in the cinema because of all the action and adventure. Thoughts, comments anyone?
Also I promised
I also want to lick his neck. This can not be normal!
I think it's the scruff.
Is it true, that in Dallas, you can get booked/arrested for walking home drunk??? Like a DUI, but for walking? Apparently the cab driver told her you can and even if your IN the cab and it gets pulled over, you can still be asked to get out of the cab and then when you are standing on the sidewalk, BAM! You get booked!
Is this really true or was the cabbie playing some mean "let's freak out the Aussie tourist" game? Plus, if it is true, is it enforced? And if it true, why do you have this law? I'm so intrigued!
I seriously like Evil!Angel much better than whiny, I have a soul Angel. Seriously. I'm watching one episode now and all I'm waiting for is for evil Angel to start making out with Spike. They are seriously hot for each other. Poor Drusilla, having to watch those two snarking at each other at the time. So hot!
In other news: I'm baking cookies. Mmm, chewy choc chip cookies.
ETA: Wentworth Miller was in Buffy! And he looks EXACTLY the same. Although his acting has improved a lot since season 2 of Buffy. Also Xander in a bathing suit. Kinda HOT.
I'm utterly obsessed with any Jared/Jensen fics set in college. I KNOW! *facepalm*
So here is where YOU come in. I figure the only way to get over my obsession is to read EVERY piece of Jsquared college fic every written! So I need help finding it all. This way once I have read everything I will move onto something else and then be obsessed with that. Doesn't that sound like a good plan!
Also there was this thing with the drama, and the livejournal and hi! What was up with that, six apart?? Overreact much??
ETA: There are MEN landscaping outside my office window. HOT MEN, with shovels and bicep muscles and how am I supposed to get any work done now. HUH WORLD?
Obviously the only solution to this problem is to flex off the rest of the afternoon and go home. I think I'll have a nap. *nods*
TV I have mainlined in the last two weeks.
* How I Met Your Mother Season One
How is it that I had never seen any of this show. It's fantastic. I was home sick and had run out of Buffy episodes so put that on and ended up watching every single episode. It was awesome. Barney is my new favourite person ever in the world. Closely followed by Marshall. It's also scary how alike Lily and I are. The episode where he explains why he's the way that he is and they had the flashbacks to him as a hippy. Gold. Pure gold! Now I'm trying to decide if I want to download Season 2 or wait until it comes out on DVD. Decisions, decisions.
* Buffy Season One and half of Season Two.
OMG SO GOOD. I haven't watched all of the episodes in so long and had forgotten just how much I really did love Buffy. Plus I never really got into the second season so missed all of the Angel/Buffy angst. Yesterday I watched Surprise for the first time in years and OH. Just so good. I'm slowly borrowing the entire series from a friend and just loving it. Buffy was my very first obsession so it's only fitting that I rediscover it while my current obsession VM died a long, slow, painful death.
I'm currently watchin the live web streaming of Senate Estimates. Man that is thrilling. Everything you've never wanted to know about politics and parliament in Australia. But my boss should be on it pretty soon and it's a good way of finding out more about what I'm doing.
I have a list of fic's to read that's about a mile long. But that's not the point. This weekend is going to be an all reading palooza. So I want you guys to rec me some stuff. Anything that's good and smutty. I'm in the mood for some good smut. Preferably Supernatural but I'm not totally turned of the VM fic. As long as it's Logan/Veronica and actually has some decent characterisations. In SPN I'll read pretty much anything so that's easy too. I also read Jared/Jensen. So please rec me some fic or rec me some fic lists!
I'm still alive!!! I've been crazy busy with the new job and my social life booming. Hopefully things should start calming down soon.
Have I missed anything? Let me know.
Where do I sign up to become a lady of leisure? Seriously. I haven't had more than 5 days off since my grandma died. And that wasn't exactly a nice relaxing holiday. These past 4 days have just been heaven. My house is clean and tidy. I got to spend quality time with my boyfriend who I've now started calling Weekend Boyfriend because it bugs him. I managed to catch up with both my family and my friends. This weekend has just been fantastic. I want to be able to do this every weekend and I hate that I can't do that in 2 days.
But now for some good news/bad news!
Good news! I have a job interview tomorrow! Well really, since I've already been through all of the selection process it's an "informal meeting" with a man who will become my new boss if he likes me! I'm a little excited about it. I'm fairly confident I will get the job AND it's a HUGE payrise for me, plus it's within walking distance from my apartment AND is a good place to move up in as well. Unlike my current job, where I'm underpaid, undervalued and bored 90% of the time.
Bad news! My laptop charger has died! Oh noes! WeekendBF has ordered a new one but has also kindly left me his desktop computer until it comes. But if I'm absent around these parts that would be why.
So tell me. How was your Easter Weekend?
Note to self:
Self,
Do not watch Supernatural when you are by yourself in the dark and there are fucking creepy DOLLS in the episode. Tivo that shit and go to bed, because now, you will not be sleeping for AT LEAST another 3 hours. Stupid creepy dolls and children who are creepy and like to murder people.
No love,
Alisha
Note to Sammy:
Sammy,
Please to be not so emo next week. Maybe just get drunk without the angst. Please? Maybe smile like in my icon some more. You have such nice teeth. Don't hide them.
Hugs and Kisses,
Alisha
1. Sushi's new favourite game. Pouncing on my head. This is not fun for me. Lot's of fun for her. Other not so fun games also include climbing up the flyscreen on the windows, walking along the tv ariel and hiding in the pot plants. She's very lucky she's so cute otherwise she would be in big trouble!
2. I'm kind of already over the whole VM saga. If they are really not announcing anything until May and we get this until then I'm going to go crazy. Just FYI, I joined
3. I downloaded the first episode of FNL yesterday. I can't wait to watch it. Seeing everybody else get really excited about it has made me a little excited about it!
4. Boringest post ever I know but whatever. How are things with you guys?
5. I am excited about this however! I just really want Autumn back on my screen again!
*sings*
I got a kitty. I got a kitty. I got a kitty, hey, hey, hey, hey.
She's so cute! Because Pete has left me for the next 5 months for police training, we decided to get me some company.
Her name is Sushi and she's 6 weeks old and absolutely amazing. She's currently napping in my lap as we lay on the couch. She's such a mummies girl already!!
So this was really just a bragging post. Also because I haven't been around for awhile thought I might pop in and say hi! So hi!
